I have obviously stumbled on to something I shouldn't have.
I'm writing to you from a secret location, using a pre-paid mobile hotspot that I will destroy after posting this.
Not only has my cordless phone now been bugged, I now have noticed a strange buzzing noise in my house at night.
My friends try to shrug it off , telling me its just the Auto-Defrost cycle of my fridge, but i am not convinced.
I think ASIO has gotten to them and they have turned on me. I can no longer trust anyone!
I wish I never made the truth about the secret Black Hornet Squadron public, for now I have to go into permanent hiding.
I know that buzzing sound is from the Black Squadron Hornets. It is them focusing their Black Matter Laser Beams onto my hideout.
I've tried to shield myself from them by covering my secret location in tin foil, but it is only a matter of time before the beams penetrate.
Just remember you heard it first from me. But just because I have to go, never stop demanding answers. Seek the truth. Spread the word by distributing this information. I am sure my servers will be shut down any day now. Just be careful out there ok. I guess I stumbled onto a secret I was just not meant to know and now I am going to pay the price.
The Black Hornet Squadron is real!
Good bye. And wish me luck!

I cannot believe I bothered to read this.. well done sir you are an idiot
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