Black Hornet Squadron visits Curtain!

Bare base my bum!

Fred, a local plane spotter and keen fisherman, nicknamed by his mates  as "Fred Fred Potato Head" has sent us a photo the RAAF doesn't want you to see!

Not ONE but THREE!!!! Black Hornets are clearly visible carrying their new deadly payload.

This is the first photo that confirms that not only does a Black Hornet exist, but an entire Squadron of Black Hornets are operating!

When contacted for their right of reply, a senior RAAF officer responded with

"(laughing) I do not know anything about your claimed Black Squadron of F/A-18's"

When I challenged the Public Relations officer further, it became obvious she did not hold a Top Super Secret Security Clearance and therefore it is most likely she was in fact telling the truth. That is how deep this cover up is. I have written to the Prime Ministers Office and am awaiting a reply.

So even the RAAF's media relations officers have been kept in the dark.

But why! What are they hiding out at Australia's bare bases?

Maybe this photo gives us more clues.


Look closely at the under wing stores.

As we exclusively broke in earlier releases,  it appears to be the silhouette of the "Dark Matter Laser Gun"





Update: To prevent them tapping my phone lines, I have now purchased a cordless phone.




6 comments:

  1. This website is full of misinformation, these are obviously Super Hornets because super hornets are way better.

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  2. Cordless phone! Bahaha

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  3. Australia purchased growlers. They are probably just them. That wouldn't be a laser gun, more likely just a jamming pod.

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  4. is it towing a giant stockmans whip on its wing tip

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  5. OMG! thaz it
    im out

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